Birthday greetings to a friend Funny 

I wish that all of you, my friend, was:
Women's attention and virility!
Beer in the glass sometimes splashing
And easily manage everything in life!
If women to you like flies stuck
And that we are not anywhere with you vlipli!
Sudden happiness that has sent!
Health - for life you had!
Author: Irina Rina



We wish breasts like Pamela,
Face, as Britney Spears,
Figure, lips like Angelina Jolie,
And blonde hair Reese!
In your birthday Galatea
We bring sketch,
Find, man is happiness,
And we are going to die of envy!
Author: Victoria Tsukanova



The birthday
I wish each
Good job
Gay girlfriend!
Health, good luck,
Get plenty of dough,
Next on the list:
Blah-blah-blah-blah!
Author: Tatyana Belyaeva



This day, no doubt -
Continuous celebration:
After today - birthday
At one brow.
He is willing, but the powerful, but goodness,
In tune with a live,
And I have no greater joy
Than to kick him in the stomach;
Well, as long as the move
Even my hand,
Exclaim: Happy Birthday!
And to give more kick!
Author: Alexey Reznikov



What other faithful say
On the day of his birth?
That friendship I value.
And no doubt of it!
Thank you, friend, that you are near
Always promptly,
Without pathos and bustle.
Buddy! Happy Birthday!
Author: Olga Amanatova



"A friend." The word is short
More than a hundred words long.
Just like a pint of vodka
Stronger than beer bucket.
Friend I congratulate
Congratulations your personal,
Money and sex desire
And the rest - God bless him!
Author: Natalia Sukhomlin



My friend, Apollo,
Beautiful and mind is not deprived,
The girls ran after him,
It's a shame that only one of them,
Hold on, mate, do not lose your head,
Nothing of the sort to get up,
Let win your attention,
Bring to bear all of your charm.
Author: Tatyana Zakharova



Happy birthday, my friend, you
I decided to congratulate
To dull day
Jokes diluted.

Do not worry, I'm sure,
Life will be in the order
If every day, like me,
You will begin to charge.